Dog shit

Means your not good at something trash and bad and have no talent

During my game of call of duty my friend got tired of the other team not putting up an challenges so he called them dog shit

by Natasha Romanoff March 8, 2021

One for the dogs

A classic variation of the popular saying one for the books also see - cock of the dog.

This trip has been one for the dogs.

by ABigRed February 2, 2024

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Pussy dog

A person who talks shit but can't take it back and are just an overall shit cunt

Oi spj you pussy dog you're a shit cunt

by iLTP6969 January 18, 2022

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

Dog

An animal. Its family is the canine mammal family.

“The dog had black fur with brown eyes.”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024