Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

Suki the dog

An urban legend about a dog who used to always scratch at doors and bother its owners. One day, the dog fell down the stairs. Weeks after, the dog started showing symptoms. The dog died of a seizure afterwards. Suki the dog haunts people who make fun of deaf and blind dogs who are losing hair, and also families who owned a pomeranian

Person 1: Ayo my computer turned on by itself last night
Person 2: oh my god..i think suki the dog is haunting you

by SuperbGamer8264 August 6, 2021

dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.

Hammie is my Dog bestfriend

by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

corn dog

National corn dogg day! It’s the day to go to ur local carnival and shove a corn dog up ur rear end! Very delicious and fun!

person 1: hey do you know what day it is?!
person 2: no what day is it?
person 1: it’s national corn dogg day!Its the day where you shove corn dogs up ur buttocks !

by mac_daddy42069 January 7, 2020