fake ass friend

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
by MS.DRAMA March 02, 2010
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save my ass

When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.
I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".
by drakant March 24, 2014
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shit-assed

(Chiefly Southern U.S.) Deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably passive-aggressive fashion.
A. Amy Winehouse comes to the mic with a real shit-assed attitude that may have cost her some popularity with American audiences.

or:

B. Okay! Okay! We'll do it your way! But you don't have to be so shit-assed about it!
by david lincoln brooks June 04, 2008
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Your ass is grass

Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.
"You fucked my wife enough times Todd, your ass is grass!"
by grassy ass lover 1234 December 29, 2016
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Big Ass Fans

Quite possibly the best name for a ceiling fan company, especially given how massive their fans are and how much air they move. But for real, their fans are actually great despite the name.
I need one of those huge big ass fans in my living room, bedroom, gameroom, kitchen, bathroom, and anywhere where you can put a fan!
by PrayToLose May 01, 2021
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Hoe ass hoe

The evolution of a hoe who has mastered the art of cheating and having unprotected sex with multiple partners, often times getting her back blown out with several partners on the same day. She typically creeps at night as she tries to maintain a reputable reputation during the day. She has no self worth and will cheat in every relationship. If caught being a hoe she will never admit to her promiscuous lifestyle or wrong doings, she will take it to grave. She will gaslight you, create crazy stories or try to confuse you in to believing her as she is very narcissistic.
Yo, that shawty you tryin’ to clap cheeks with is a hoe ass hoe. She’s slept with every dude in city on the low low.
by RG The Prophet March 19, 2022
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