"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010
Get the fake ass friendmug. When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.
I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".
by drakant May 1, 2014
Get the save my assmug. by Bart de pool December 15, 2017
Get the Gay ass niggamug. Your precious buttocks has now become the center of a very farcical taunt. This phrase implies that "you are going down" in the near future. This phrase being said to you means that your inevitable fate is nearing. It is only half of the full sentence "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it." Basically someone is threatening you and you better get the hell outta dodge.
by grassy ass lover 1234 December 28, 2016
Get the Your ass is grassmug. Quite possibly the best name for a ceiling fan company, especially given how massive their fans are and how much air they move. But for real, their fans are actually great despite the name.
I need one of those huge big ass fans in my living room, bedroom, gameroom, kitchen, bathroom, and anywhere where you can put a fan!
by PrayToLose April 30, 2021
Get the Big Ass Fansmug. The evolution of a hoe who has mastered the art of cheating and having unprotected sex with multiple partners, often times getting her back blown out with several partners on the same day. She typically creeps at night as she tries to maintain a reputable reputation during the day. She has no self worth and will cheat in every relationship. If caught being a hoe she will never admit to her promiscuous lifestyle or wrong doings, she will take it to grave. She will gaslight you, create crazy stories or try to confuse you in to believing her as she is very narcissistic.
Yo, that shawty you tryin’ to clap cheeks with is a hoe ass hoe. She’s slept with every dude in city on the low low.
by RG The Prophet March 19, 2022
Get the Hoe ass hoemug. To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
by desktop peev June 13, 2006
Get the ass smack microwavemug.