Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

annoying dog

an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...

*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED

(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)

by siriquis October 16, 2019

Top-Dog Finishing Move

During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.

Jessica: "Josh did the Top-Dog Finishing move on me last night, it was SO hot."

by Soonfald May 4, 2020

The dog

Ayo what the dog doin?

“Yo what -the dog- doin?

by Some faggot on this website January 5, 2022

Up dog

The poop of a doggo

Would eat cactus or up dog?

by Jskeojn9287373 May 20, 2019

Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

DOG WATER

dog water is a way of saying your trash at Fortnite and you are there you go your dog water your mad your dog water that's sad your dog water what that?????????????

you more dog water than my dog and the water he drinks.

by dog water beugle January 18, 2022