Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019

Crazy Face

A face that a slightly attractive or friendly looking person (whom you don't know) makes that makes you think twice about them, your opinion depends on the crazy face.

But a crazy face is simply a face that someone makes the makes that person look crazy or questionable.

you can also make this face at people to scare them away from you or just confuse them.

Gatrey- i was talking to this kid at school...
Jen- yeah? and...?
Gatrey- well he made this face and I couldn't think of him as hot anymore... just.. the face!
Jen- GURL! you got crazy face-d
Gatrey- dammit.

by GRAAHHHHHHHHHH June 10, 2011

In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

by Pennaynay August 2, 2012

face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.

Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty

by Pinkspi January 18, 2009

Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

Face

Your frontal head parts. Your mouth... nose... cheeks... ETC.

“Someone complimented me on my perfect face proportions.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

Old Faceful

The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour

Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.

by Anjorific January 13, 2025