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Faces

A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.
Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.

*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.
by Shokwavve April 24, 2023
mugGet the Facesmug.
<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>
<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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riot faced

to be drunk, blaked, hammered, pissed.
i've drank shit loads, i rekon im riot faced.
by Tom Bryan October 7, 2007
mugGet the riot facedmug.

face cunt

Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.
Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
by IkuraEater August 12, 2014
mugGet the face cuntmug.

Loser Face

It what’s you call guys with dreadlocks and short frames
by Stevenurkel May 12, 2025
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Resting Boston face

When you look mean, but you’re really just from Boston…. And you’re mean.
I stayed far away from that guy over at the bar with the Guinness and the resting Boston face.
by Dot rat 999 August 8, 2023
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pie face mouth

When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.
You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.
by Niyah_lovelyae23 May 10, 2018
mugGet the pie face mouthmug.

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