Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Balls up

Equivalent to "not gonna lie," "for real", "low key?," "genuinely," etc. Normally ending in a question mark.

Balls up? You really like her?

by weezerballs December 9, 2022

jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

The act of sticking your stragot of a friends balls in you mouth and hugging them all around

friend 1: Can i jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

Friend 2: Hell yeah bro

by Billy bob mother fucking joe January 15, 2022

Balls

Something woman have

Damn, that girl has balls

by Roomtempmilk July 12, 2022

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

balls

balls

balls

by baIIs December 27, 2021

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

GF: Babe! It's 4 PM! Time for your cock and ball torture!
Me: YES

by cbtfan2019 May 24, 2021