Pussy Asteroid

When a girl opens up her vagina and tells you to enter herr galaxy and you’re such a nerd you’re about to bust a nut then you get courage, stick it in and explode sperm immediately. Then she says “Welcome to my Univadge”

Karen took a huge Pussy Asteroid last night

by Sunshower NC November 23, 2022

Pussy Asteroid

When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering

She felt like a shower after taking in that Pussy Asteroid

by Sunshower NC November 23, 2022

rose pedal pussy

Tumblrs' definition of perfect pussy, a nice pink color with wavy pussy lips. Generally is very appealing, and should be eaten/enjoyed for a long time.

"Dude! I don't really like blondes, but this girl had a rose pedal pussy. Blonde's over brunettes after last night "

by Chikenxsweat November 29, 2015

Pussy crasher

When your main chick let's you sleep with your side chick on purpose and walks in to join without asking.

Damn she is such a pussy crasher

by Vinniebeatz.com November 09, 2017

Pre Pussy Jitters

Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)

Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters

by Halvworld August 01, 2020

Priest Pussy

When referring to a a boy who was annaly penetrated by a Priest.

Damn, kanye west did you know Macaulay Cogan was Priest Pussy.

by Sippysaywhat May 16, 2016

pillar pussy

The greatest, sexiest, best pussy that represents what other womens pussy’s should aspire to be.

1. I was talking to that one chick and came right out and said “I’ve heard a lot about that pillar pussy. Can I have a shot?”

2. Lemme see that pillar pussy mama

by Cocoa Smooth January 24, 2018