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dole head

One who avoids working, and instead chronically collects the "dole" (British welfare money), despite being perfectly able to do so.
That guy is a right dole head. He hasn't done a days work in years.
by Kit N May 7, 2017
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Road Head Thursday

Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.
by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 13, 2022
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stinky-butt head

The worst thing you can ever call someone. It has the power of 100 shaggy's combined. If you call someone this, the universe explodes.
Joe: Your mom gay
Bob: Don't make me
Joe: Do it. I dare you
Bob You are a stinky-butt head
Joe:*explodes and so does the universe*
by phantonrider636 May 11, 2021
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Head Juice

Juice that seeps from the head, often staining pillow cases a dark yellow-brown. Whilst commonly believed to result from dirty hair, the juice actually seeps from the head itself.
"Yuck! Why has your pillow case turned yellow?"

"Don't mind that, it's just some head juice."
by juicyhead August 10, 2025
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Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
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Head Sancho

Your polyamoris or gay, chief side piece who is better than your main because they respect their position and you. They rarely ever leave you because they have their own life but know your love and trust is eternal. They lookout for you because you give them freedom to be themselves.
My Head Sancho gets jealous but they understand that I trust them above all.

My Head Sancho always has my back, even when I am not looking.

I am GayGodmother to my Head Sancho because we ultra queer!

Going to let my Main-Sancho handle it, I trust his judgment.
by Palomayhg January 2, 2022
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Banging Heads

When two or more men bump the heads of their penis together.
1. Omg! Last night me and my buddy saw this super hot girl... we made a bet to see if either of us could take her home. She caught on to us and said that Individualy we are not man enough for her.... but she had always wanted to have a MMF threesome! We got a hotel room and before you know it we were banging heads inside her!

2. Last weekend a group of us got drunk and started skinny dipping in apartment pools. At one pool the apartment manager took all the males clothes and locked herself into the rental office because she thought it would be funny to see us try and get away naked. To make matters worse John was too drunk to walk straight so my and my buddy put his arms over our shoulder a walked home banging heads along the way. The girls couldent stop laughing...
by Romandell October 31, 2017
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