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DOG

A DOG LIKES TO SHIT ON THINGS A FUCKS YOUR CAT
by RANGERELLA November 4, 2020
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Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
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Dog

O my Dog, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee.
by coveted seed June 7, 2025
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sometimes dog

A dog I’m only responsible for sometimes.
The dog I look after when his family goes away is my sometimes dog. The perfect arrangement for people who aren’t allowed pets in their apartment.
On Tuesdays I hang out with my sometimes dog
by Moët686 October 8, 2018
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Dog

The thing you love but you truly hate with all your heart
I Love my Pet Dog
by CSku11 December 13, 2021
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Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.
Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.
by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024
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smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer
yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend
by ricky flanders November 3, 2010
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