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Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023

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male pussy pain

when a man pusses out far more than a woman does about pain

imaginary male pussy pains where they tittbag about everything

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pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk March 11, 2018

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pussy ass camper

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 20, 2022

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