Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

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Pulling a hispanic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a hispanic cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

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Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.

How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.

by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018

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“Pulling a Hunt”

Pulling a Hunt is very specific. It occurs when one Huntington Mcnab is dating Edgar’s sister and then also decides to try and rizz up Edgar’s ex girlfriend simultaneously. “Pulling a Hunt” can also be falling randomly while skiing on a trail with a slight downhill or corner.

Willem - “oh look there goes Hunt on a sailing trip with Clara. He’s “Pulling a Hunt”again”
Edgar - “I’m gonna fucking kill myself”

by Bt_memes July 13, 2025

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