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I could care less

An ironic, sarcastic, irreverent take on the original hyperbole, "I couldn't care less." Contrary to some opinions, there is nothing incorrect about this version. It's just a sarcastic reference to the original that, over time, became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic.
I feel like I should say something supportive. The most I can muster is that I guess I could care less.
by The Yar February 12, 2018
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T H I CC

Viki likes to play Winston bc he T H I CC
by kappalappa123 May 10, 2017
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i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

a elongated and confusing way to say that you finished your goal
guy-i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

that guy- excuse me, what?

guy- I'M DONE
by PURPLE SKOOTLES June 15, 2018
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can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)
by mysterymethod July 14, 2010
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I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."
Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.
by Allison January 4, 2005
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I drank my own tears

A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,

this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.
Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.

Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.
by MiuNyan September 18, 2011
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you know I love ya

A saying usually only said when somebody insults someone else, and wants to make up for it.
"You have such a huge ass...oh, but you know I love ya!"
by :) May 22, 2004
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