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Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.
This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)
by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018
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The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
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salami face

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face
by HT132 November 7, 2019
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face-glorious

Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.

Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.

Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)

Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010
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Cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face
by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016
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Face Dropper

One who constantly posts photos of themself with celebrities, politicians, executives, or popular individuals on social media outlets in an attempt to seem cooler or more elite than average. "Face Dropping" is the equivalent of "Name Dropping" in picture form.
John: I thought Danielle was so down to earth, then I realized she was a total face dropper. She is constantly posting pictures of herself with popular people and celebrities.
by c2o7y November 27, 2013
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face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock
This asshole has a face made for cock.
by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015
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