Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

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Carson Breeze

Carson Breeze is such a head ass

by hehehehehe.- July 19, 2018

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Plaster head Syndrome

someone who's hair is plastered to there head, Unwashed stinky hair

Yo Jimmy over there has Plaster head syndrome, its fucking disgusting like wash your head

by RokPilot April 20, 2023

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Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011

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Head Sancho

Your polyamoris or gay, chief side piece who is better than your main because they respect their position and you. They rarely ever leave you because they have their own life but know your love and trust is eternal. They lookout for you because you give them freedom to be themselves.

My Head Sancho gets jealous but they understand that I trust them above all.

My Head Sancho always has my back, even when I am not looking.

I am GayGodmother to my Head Sancho because we ultra queer!

Going to let my Main-Sancho handle it, I trust his judgment.

by Palomayhg January 02, 2022

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