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numb love

When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.
Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.
by Dougsda1 July 6, 2017
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I know who you love

What Empty!Cas said to Castiel about Dean Winchester
I know what you hate, I know who you love.
by Nadou Castiel November 7, 2017
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Love

A warcrime against humanity invented by a sneaky bastard called "life" or "God" if you're primitive.
-is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street
-is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life"
-will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether
-other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one
-The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.

Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot.

10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.
A: "Love? Shit's mediocre mate."
B: "Feels good tho"
by Existential_Crisis November 7, 2017
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love gasket

A love gasket is a moustache and beard or mustache and goatee combo that makes a perfect seal when you give head. This term comes from gasket, a seal used in car engines or plumbing. It's not related to the Brit slang gasket found in Urban Dictionary.
"My boyfriend grew a love gasket for Movember, but it tickled when he tried to go down on me, so I made him shave it off."
by D'andy November 12, 2017
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media love

Means: Someone you like that you can’t talk to in person. But you can talk to them easily on social media.
My best friend has media love for her crush.
by apriltkdk November 19, 2017
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Putzy's love for nami

Putzy's love for nami is the best and biggest thing ever, o3o
Putzy: i love you nami
nami: B-BAKA
Putzy's love for nami
by slooeet November 19, 2017
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LOVE

LOVE: What I Felt the first time I saw you in your Company.
by Ouimonamour November 20, 2017
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