Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

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dogging me off

annoying me or being taken for a mug

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This brooklands college course is dogging me off!

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Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.

Dude, we gotta go chili dogging tonight!

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Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

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Dogging Tuesday

To have relations in ones car on a Tuesday

Can't hang out tonight lads its Dogging Tuesday, the missus is warming up the car.

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Mad Dog

Formally the MD-90, the LOUDEST GOD DAMN PLANE IN EXISTENCE (aside from the Concorde). It pretty tho. Loved by AvGeeks, hated by Environment specialists. (lots of emissions.)

Mike: Bruh the Mad Dog is being retired?!
Jon: Damn climate people.

by AvGeek0924 February 5, 2021

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