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zach

1. Has a big 10 incher, gets ladies easily, smart asf, handsome. able to pull ladies just by saying "sup slatterinos". has gay friends, all of them sexy a s f.

2. a way of saying the n word or any racial slur
You're such a Zach

Ryan is such a Zach
by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 20, 2021
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zach

zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.
person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!
by jayla <3 March 9, 2022
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Zach

A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....
Zach: Look at this anime show
normie: No
Zach: you'll LIKE IT.
normie: dies of anime cringe
by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020
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Zach Herron

zach is a super cute, super talented singer. he makes you smile with his amazing smile.
by xanonymousxgirlx27x March 2, 2019
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Zach absher

a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys
zach absher is such a queer he is dating fionna
by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
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Zach

A very cute and creative man with curly hair snd hazel eyes. Always makes your day happier when he calls or texts you and you literally explode when he calls you “love”. You want to marry this man. Npbut ag the same time hes a fatass who eats hella and gains no weight and will not hesitate to take you into the bathroom when he needs to take a giant spookie dookie.
Zach, you dont need to keep eating sam’s club pizza
by Saturnluvr November 21, 2023
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Zach

There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
"What's his name?"
"His name is Zach."
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
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