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Zach

A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.
Zach 14-0 rylan in fortnite
by Judy Got Cake September 28, 2021
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Zach

The person I would have had a crush on. But no.

He’s nice though. By NO, i mean NO.

Maybe back in 2019.
Zach, be on urban dictionary all the time. I’m too tired, I didn’t even ask him. Honestly we are too old for this so I’m going to not do this anymore.
by Mynameismaxine July 20, 2021
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Zach

Zach was born to be a leader. He has nice blonde/brown hair and blue eyes. He’s always willing to help and is a very understanding individual. They tend to be gifted in math/science. He’s very intelligent and has a charming smile. Zach’s can often cause others to be jealous or upset by his nature because of his leadership skills. They have dad humor and are about average height. Zach’s can be great companions so if you meet one try and become their friend! You won’t regret it.
Person#1: ugh I really don’t understand this

Zach: don’t worry! I’m here to help!
by Hammysam July 21, 2021
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Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022
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Zach Herron

lilly's husband from the boyband why don't we.
he's the cutest, most talented, most adorable person ever.
"wow, zach herron is so hot!"

"zach herron is definitely lilly's husband!"
by etherealluvv May 31, 2021
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Zach

big dick guy who can be moody but deep down cares about everyone. really good in bed and has his own harem.
see look at all the girls that surround zach
by bigdickjack November 25, 2024
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