Creeper Zach

Creepy lumberjack who sports the ugliest beard known to man. He possesses silly hats, a gold scarf, chops that make people want to hang themselves, and a fetish for Google Earth. Worst college roomate in the history of the world. Threatened to assault roomates with Snapple, comforters up one's colon, and a ferocious beard. Enjoys latching, pissing off all, treats Nats like she is his mother, and likes Sean (gay by May). Represented by the hand gesture called "The Awkward Lumberjack"; it is done by motioning your hands like you are chopping wood with an axe. Closet racist. Leaves nail clippings and hair trimmings in sink. Refuses to wash sheets for months. Vertigo five feet off the ground. Will only sleep with a girl if bed is on ground and partner is inebriated. Thinks Josh is a facist. Believes that rape has nothing to do with sex. Likes to countdown from ten. Draws lines and finds glitches on Google Earth. Fluent in the Elvish language. Valiantly defends Little Blizzaard "Gustav." Sexual fantasies include role play with Lord of the Rings, biting, pirates. Is profoundly obsessed with Nicole. Refuses to wash his hands after relieving himself. Can't sleep in the presense of desk lamps. Overhead light must go out at 11. Eats inconcievably slowly. Has a fetish for authority. Insinuates himself into every conversation. Frequents gay bars while utterly sober. Arranges the various plaid shirts he owns by which day of the week to be worn. Routinely spends more time in the bathroom than three high maintenance females do in a day.

Are you stalking me? --Don't be a fucking Creeper Zach.

Brah, dont go all Creeper Zach on me with your chops and lumberjack outfit.

by Nats n Matt n Ades February 24, 2009

Flying Zach

An extremely difficult sex position involving a male, usually named Zach, and a female, usually very sexy and busty. The female lays down on her back with her knees bent and the male backs up a bit, then gets a running start and dives onto the woman, who then extends her knees, launching him into the air. Whilst in the air, if he has enough momentum, he can do a somersault, but he must land facing down. In landing, he and the female have sexual relations.

"He came in so fast, I thought he did a flying Zach!"

Arrogant douchebag teenager: "I flying Zached your mom!"
Fellow teenager: "Your name's not even Zach!"

by InstaPenetrate November 13, 2009

pulling a zach

saying your going to be somewhere and you dont show up

-dude your coming bowling later right?
-nah man i have to go to wrestling camp.
-why are you "pulling a zach"!

by orchestranerd July 1, 2011

Jenna Zach

probably the best person you’ll ever meet. has weird ass energy and will probably scream in the middle of a classroom if dared to for money.

damn you have the wits of a Jenna Zach!

by fatima1_ February 19, 2021

Zesty Zach

N. Having, or pertaining to being a spicy boy with the name of Zach.
V. A boy with the name of Zach being so spicy (zesty) that everyone who is around him, mouths water.

Girl 1- Oh man have you seen zach today??
Girl 2- Boy oh boy that boy is sure looking Zesty!
Girl 3- Oh how I love Zesty Zach

by Manley Norris Zach January 20, 2009

fuckin zach

A legend for at an award ceremony televised schoolwide, getting everyone including the principal to A-town stomp.

OSS son, fuckin zach says do the atown stomp, hes a fuckin legend

by guywithlargemember February 12, 2005

Little Zach

(LZ)
Little Zach, a bree bree, is a creature who lurks in the halls of Sebring High School. I have heard him being referred to as a "Human Hater." He loves the reefer and hides it in odd places.

Do you know this kid?

The other day I saw this blazed creature making a pizza, must have been, little zach

by grinandbearit July 13, 2009