E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort

Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all

by cranberry juice is superior October 28, 2020

rip the e

Pulling the hand brake (emergency brake) to slide around a corner, getting the car sideways to initiate a drift, or to slide to a stop.

Coming up on a corner- "Dude rip the e so we can skr skrt!"
"We bouta get hella sideways boii"
Sliding-"Damn dude you're a hoonigan!"

by Chabs13 November 29, 2016

e monster

a monster created by EVAN and part of the E FOUNDATION

DO NOT LET THIS E MONSTER BREACH ITS CONTAINMENT AGAIN

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021

E-molest

The act in which an older individual pursues underage and impressionable children over the internet. They will then exchange e-goods and services in exchanges for the children’s nudes. (aka. kiddie porn)

See pedo and child predator

“That dude Seth e-molested nearly 20 kids and should be hung.”

by sunontop August 6, 2019

E-fagot

An E-fagot is a person who smokes a electronic cigerette and flashes it around like a big cock

Stephen that thing your smoking is huge! Your such a E-fagot

by dreadcore October 3, 2014

e-dap

This is a variation of the dap that can be used when you would like to give a physical dap, such as to congratulate your friend on something great they did or are doing, but you are communicating in a manner that makes a physical dap unfeasible, usually electronic, e.g. email, chat, or sms. (See dap.)

I can't believe you are staying on track with your salad for lunch plan. I am gonna grab a burger, e-dap.

by vitaminjeff March 20, 2012

e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.

I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.

by Parish July 1, 2008