Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019

beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.

person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'

by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011

war whales

A dogshit clan in a mobile game Clash of Clans who can't mod their way to victory.

War Whales could fell out of playoffs even after modding.

by officialrekt1 June 17, 2018

Perm Whales

Those fat chicks working at a hair salon.

"Man, did you see those Perm Whales at the salon? I got my hair did right.

by Henry O'Neal August 30, 2012

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.

Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.

by The_Only_Freakass November 6, 2010

Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015