Unique wasted

Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.

We're about to get unique wasted tonight

by Unique wasted March 7, 2017

Williams wasted

The highest level of being drunk.

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.

by Ezedoll October 5, 2025

after all of the wasted years

need a little taste of your fear

1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS

by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.

LET'S GET AK WASTED!!!

by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011

Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014

chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.

Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe

by rev.swim September 11, 2021

Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock

Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015