Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy

"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"

by JamesPage February 7, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Vietnam hot-drop

A multi-stage sex position that start with helicoptering your penis, you than let your partner in crime bounce on your member until your at your edge, your partner than gets off and you begin helicoptering your penis again, while swingin' yo thang blow your load as you start to get flacid and exclaim "we're going down"

Me and my ex did the Vietnam hot-drop, her grandpa had flashbacks

by Daddy332769 July 17, 2025

Vietnam

When I was in Vietnam
I met a man
He was called
Bin
Interesting I Thought
As I brought the bayonet from his chest
What a pest
His wife I'll undress
Calm down boys
For now, I'll only enjoy
The Bang concludes
Fragged upon her boobs
The Village burns
As i remember the man
I met in Vietnam

When I was in Vietnam
I met a man
He was called
Bin
Interesting I Thought
As I brought the bayonet from his chest
What a pest
His wife I'll undress
Calm down boys
For now, I'll only enjoy
The Bang concludes
Fragged upon her boobs
The Village burns
As i remember the man
I met in Vietnam

by Gary6669 August 4, 2025

Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.

This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.

by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

vietnam echols

a sensitive gooner brownie that was caught with his pants down looking at reddit porn

“vietnam echols is such a sensitive faggot.”

by everything’s taken i’m kms September 9, 2025

Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.

Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.

by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025