(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
Get the Twat Platesmug. by Koeito August 2, 2023
Get the twat canemug. Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.
by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016
Get the Twat Burgermug. by Juan 12 November 8, 2007
Get the twat earmug. A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.
by The RuKuS January 12, 2020
Get the Twat Nuggetmug. twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'
See also: I'm a bad bitch.
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'
See also: I'm a bad bitch.
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
Get the twat beatmug. A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
Get the shit-twatmug.