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Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
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twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.
She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.
by Koeito August 2, 2023
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Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.
Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.
by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016
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twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.
"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".
by Juan 12 November 8, 2007
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Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.
Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.
by The RuKuS January 12, 2020
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twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.
"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
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shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
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