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Thistle Tube

Did you see that thistle tube studying science over there? What a loser!!

Mike cheated on me!! Hes such a thistle tube!
by Claire Brooke Smith December 24, 2010
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tubercular death flu

Any illness which displays the conditions of both a sinus infection and the flu, but stops short of nausea. May involve fever and retardation of brain function. Usually lasts 1-7 days, with the first two being the worst.

The best possible treatment is Zpak or the CyQuil, referenced below.

Anyone who survives should be commended.
Friend: OMG, what happened to you this weekend? I texted you and called you, but you didn't answer. And you look like you've lost some weight.

Me: I had the Tubercular Death Flu that's been going around and couldn't get out of bed. My friend had to come over with Theraflu and Quils.
by Dr. Doctor Doctor August 28, 2006
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Tubies

Pronounced (two-bees), not (tubby-s). Got it? Good.
(Read Example First)
When undergoing the changes of puberty, girls' breast grow and in most cases, the use of a bra will help make them grow into perky, attractive, men pleasers. However, growth can become an enemy. Without any means of stopping the "flood", the breasts will become elongated, larger than average, and saggy.Gross, right?
In the elderly.....i guess the breasts become a little tired....and fall. Verrry low. This is the best example of a tubie. In youths, the breasts are more pancake-like, and not a good example. In the elderly, however, the breasts are skinny, long, and to be honest....repulsive. That, my friends, is a tubie. And you're staring straight at them.
Did you forget about that? Yeah, remember? You're in high class resturaunt. And you're eyeballing a pair of long, skinny, old fart boobs. That's right. Perv.
(//_^)
So, tubies is the combination of the words Tube and Boobies. Essentially, tube boobs. So the next time you see a nice family getting together for the evening, and the old fartbag accross from you possesses two of the most turn-off body parts in the world, you can tell all of your friends exactly what you saw.
You're going to your favorite place, Longhorn's, Outback, wherever, and you sit at your table. You pick up the menu, though you don't really need it because you already know what you're going to order. The top of the menu is juuust high enough to cover your vision of the table in front of yours. That is, until you set it down.
You do just that, and you glance at the next table. You're kind of shocked, at first. Its not the first time you've seen them, but it sort of caught you a little of guard. You can't stop staring because....its just TOO good. Sitting maybe ten feet from you, in front of the two children, enjoying a nice salad is Grandma Tubies.
by LOVELESS_FF7 April 28, 2010
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tube steak

Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.
by Richard Black March 18, 2005
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Tubesock partyhat

When a man cums into a hat and puts it over the head of loved one or recently met stranger.
John: Would you like me to give you the tubesock partyhat?
Crystal: Sorry, I hate having sticky hair.
by Partyhat wearer April 15, 2009
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Tubers

taking big fat bong rips... not just the little panzee bongs.... the 3 foot TUBES
"who wants to take some tubers?"
by Digg April 24, 2006
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TubeNWrestling

TubeNWrestling or TNW is one of the last unofficial WWE channel standing on YouTube. This channel was established on June 8, 2007. As of April 2008, it states that it's mission is to promote WWE worldwide. It has over more than 4000 subscribers and more or less 10 million video views.

The channel owner, Arjay, owned the now defunct channels arjay01ac, WrestlingTubeArjay and WrestleTubeArjay. He also owns a backup channel CookieMonsterPunk.
Did you see the new TubeNWrestling video on YouTube?
by SerraOwns April 20, 2008
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