When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
by Bilko123 February 12, 2014
Get the Fork lift dick truck mug.A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016
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when you fuck someone's ass as they're taking a shit and you wrap their legs around your body and you run around the room then nut in their ass and then piledrive their head into the ground and more often into the shit its self
Guy 1:"Bro she let me Kentucky mud truck special her last night"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"
by BIGHEAD BITCH May 28, 2018
Get the Kentucky mud truck special mug.The ultimate type of punishment for rednecks and hillbillies when someone does something does extremely stupid, and/or dangerous or just being a useless nuisance, they get isolated inside the truck so they can't be a danger to anyone, including themselves
Cliff: Another tip for gun safety is to always keep your gun on safety until you're ready to fire
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
by Valian61 June 17, 2021
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Get the Honk a tronk mug.describing a female body type exceeding reasonable standards for thickness thick but falling below the minimum threshold required for chunky.
Yes, the girl that I allowed to perform fellatio on me was rather plump, but I would say that she was merely thunky and not fat.
by J-Man1 May 2, 2006
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