Toilet Buddy

A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".

"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"

by Jefferist February 13, 2010

gang of toilet

A woman with a huge booty!!!

That girl's got a gang of toilet on her!

by LJM67 November 30, 2016

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 27, 2020

Toilet Flush

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.

"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"

by Ace Binkley August 24, 2005

the angry toilet

when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.

dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.

by bnbbnbbnb April 17, 2009

toilet zombie

a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.

anna was eaten by a toilet zombie

by swimmerfish March 27, 2009

rape toilet

an ill maintained,dimly lit restroom facility

"Holy shit! I thought I walked into a rape toilet!"

by Susan B.Hercules March 28, 2009