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toddyler

A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.
If a young child is described as a "toddyler", it can mean one or more of several things, such as dat one or both parents had been judgement-cloudingly buzzed at da time of conception, da couple had not been entirely sober when they'd signed da adoption papers, etc.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022
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toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?
by Jalopy December 22, 2022
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toad

its a thic cute boi
Thats a toad
by loltrollhasatoll February 9, 2023
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Toad

An embodied familiar spirit. Can take the form of a car or other domestic animal but in rare and special occasions appears as a toad.
Jason attempted to conjure a spirit for 5 years with no success. It wasn’t until he had given up the toad arrived on his doorstep.
by JyessicaRabbit636 March 2, 2023
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Todayn't

A: When are you gonna do this.
B: Todayn't.
by SmerkRoll March 4, 2023
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Toadn

Flexibly used as an agreement to another sentiment.
That was a toadn good time.
by Queen Bee72 March 19, 2023
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Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.
We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.
by Dues Vult April 15, 2023
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