First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005
Get the Captain Hookmug. by Strawberry shortcake September 2, 2014
Get the Captain Gayfartmug. When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking
by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020
Get the Captain Tommug. the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed
by murfdizzle April 9, 2010
Get the Captain Morgan'dmug. by Notmyrealnameoridfk November 19, 2017
Get the Captain Pricemug. Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.
by arkarkark October 10, 2008
Get the a captain planmug. When a person is having missionary sex, the top person seriously, intensely, tells their partner to: “Look at me” (while gently caressing the bottoms face) the top person then takes on the the pirates accent from the movie “Captain Phillips” and says: “I’m the captain now“
by Captain Jaxy March 1, 2021
Get the Captain Jaxymug.