beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris March 15, 2005

beef neck

when you playfully *slap* the back of someone's neck, usually after they make a dumb or obvious statement. saying "BEEF NECK!" is optional while administering the *slap*.

After Bobbi asked me where her keys were, I pointed out they were right in front of her on her desk, and then gave her a BEEF NECK!

by xpiratebillx November 19, 2010

beef curtain

yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)

Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

Kobe Beef

Kobe Bryant is named after this stuff. it's pretty good beef, and apparently they give it to cows who aren't good enough to drink Guinness

did you try that kobe beef at dinner last night? it was delicious!

by Steve Ervin November 13, 2007

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

by Mr. Stab November 10, 2007

beef trumpet

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

by Sparklehorse January 23, 2007

beef noodle

A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.

Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.

by NWest1981 July 21, 2008