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Lunar New Year

A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
by Fasters January 29, 2023
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first year fifty

The weight gain a first year graduate student puts on in his or her first year of studies. Similar to the freshman fifteen, the combination of late night "study breaks" and stress over finding an adviser and funding causes the student to put on some pounds.
"Hey Brian, did you see Karen at the football game?"

"Yeah, looks like she suffered the first year fifty at Stanford."
by Concered Student January 5, 2009
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Today years old

A millennial way of saying "recently"
I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it
by Johnny Doeb February 11, 2023
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zombie new year

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.
On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.
by Kyvia June 11, 2006
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rue years eve

the remorse that one feels on New Years after doing something that either hurt someone, put them in jail, gave them a killer hangover or made them pass out before the ball dropped.
V: 5, 4, 3...
(body drops on the floor)

New Years Day
V: Ugggghhhhh....
B: Have a nice Rue Years Eve?
by Brittney Sade January 5, 2009
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New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.
Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby
by Urban humor December 23, 2017
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never in a million years

Never in a million years i'll give you a treat
by SSSVORA August 2, 2016
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