Ghetto Theatre

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.

Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!

by fuckschoolbitch420 July 19, 2017

shi-thead

A child who is naughty!

Don't be a shi-thead

by Boone billy July 16, 2018

eco-theater

Something that is supposed to help the environment but actually is just to make consumers feel like they're doing SOMETHING and often causes more harm that help. Example - the plastic straw bans where straws make up 0.03% of ocean plastic pollution whereas commercial fishing nets make up 46% - but we ban straws which many disabled people need.

Straw bans are total eco-theater for ableist people.

by kytyn July 29, 2018

movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018

environmental theatre

Acts designed to give the impression of caring for the environment but not actually doing anything.

Banning straws is environmental theatre.

by BobNewheart1 May 30, 2019

Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

empty theatrics

bunk, nonesense

that is an empty theatrics = that is a nonesense

by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021