David Gandy

a british gentleman.

-I've met David Gandy recently!
-Oh you mean the gentleman.

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

David Harbour

The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME

(he's also an actor)

Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!

by Super00sucker June 12, 2022

David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.

Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it

by J. Stern October 19, 2016

David Goyette

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!

David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!

by Lexi Mollison June 5, 2013

David Philbin

When you have a Mexican friend who denies his heritage.

Ur a David Philbin because ur a dirty Mexican

by David Philbin April 29, 2015

David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon April 11, 2006

David Bowie

David Bowie is probably the only musician who is also a chameleon. He has written some of the best songs ever, and continues to make great music even after the peak of his career. Bowie has collaborated on many projects with a great variety of musicians. He has not sold out after 30 years like some groups (i.e the rolling stones). Bowie has also appeared in major motion pictures (Labrynith, Zoolander).

aka God.


He's also really super sexy.

Some great songs by David Bowie are...

Rebel, Rebel
Rock 'n Roll Suicide
Quicksand
Song for Bob Dylan
Ziggy Stardust
Changes
Panic in Detroit

by the anarchist tiger July 21, 2005