cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge June 01, 2011
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bubble wagon

A person who farts a lot at once while doing an activity
Ew tommy just farted, he is such a bubble wagon!
by Scarlett May December 05, 2017
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pump wagon

When Julius drops the best stuff on dwarves.

Wesley disagrees.
I think the pump wagons drop the best stuff on dwarves
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Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
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Banter-wagon

Another term for a bus, used mainly when returning from the pub/parties.

Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.
1) "The wheels on the Banter-wagon go round and round..."

2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"

3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?
by KingFreshie January 30, 2011
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Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.
Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!
by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020
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Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".
Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.
by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017
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