Pussy Cheap

This is a cheap person. They would buy cheap pussy if they got a prostitute because they’re too tight with their money. They would rather have low class pussy then pay for the good kind.

Her: My husband won’t buy me a Mercedes for my 50th birthday
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.

by Gayvampire13 April 26, 2019

pussy swoll

When you have awesome sex and your vagina gets a little swollen from friction. Feels amazing.

Sarah: He got my pussy swoll last night.

Julie: Lucky!

by Rivday March 10, 2014

pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press

Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.

by Dapak March 26, 2019

Tactical Pussy

The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.

Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."

Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"

Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"

by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011

pussy possum

When your girl friend or wife knows that you like to have sex first thing in the morning and acts like she is asleep until you give up and get out of bed.

Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.

by Morning Wood March 11, 2012

pussy braids

when you grow out your bush so long you can braid it

person one: did you bang that chick last night?
person two: i was gonna but then i saw her pussy braids and backed out
person one:thats hot af
person two:you need jesus

by your moms diack January 25, 2014

Pussy Peewee

Pussy Peewee is a person who is homosexual, very small body/penis, and very afraid of most daily actions such as getting money or bitches.

Wow Tay have you seen how big of a Pussy Peewee Drew has been the past year since he got with horsegirl!

by Entensuhty November 24, 2020