Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.

Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.

by KGSmash May 14, 2022

Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon

Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!

by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022

Ham Butt

That means your booty is looking PHat! That booty goes ham yeah know.

-Look at this picture i took yesterday!

-Oh Man you got a Ham Butt!!

-You right man Thanks. :)

by freakydeekybotty April 18, 2022

Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.

Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Ham Juice

Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.

Ham Juice poosy

by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021

Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.

by saiborg June 19, 2023