goon

- someone who is very sexually active

- someone that pulls all the bitches

girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?

girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill

by kameakane July 29, 2022

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goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023

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Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024

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Flicker Gooning

Flicker Gooning is the act of Edging, Gooning, and Jelqing simultaneously. Flicker indicates an advanced video game technique commonly referred to as "tech" or "teching" in gaming circles. Therefore, flickergooning is some advanced technique that only expert gooners know. If done right, one flicker goon sesh could have you done in mere seconds rather than hours.

Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.

Yo bro I can goon for 3 hours straight!
That's nothing... try flicker gooning then talk to me.

by krayo June 11, 2024

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

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