A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by patty iced February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
by Matty R GA February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
by MarkyStover February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.