Blows Pace

to walk around an office at an extreme pace to ensure that everybody thinks you are very busy, even though you really aren't. The key is not to stop at any time - almost pin-ball like.

Gee, that dude was 100% at Blows Pace, I had no idea he was so busy.

by Jimmy Matthews September 3, 2005

Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010

blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur March 6, 2012

blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

Blow out

When your laying down getting head by your girlfriend and you wrap your legs around there head while they are deepthroating, and choke them out.

I gave my girl a blow out last night

by ponelope smith March 20, 2019

Blow Indoors

The act of male ejaculation while the penis is penetrating the female's vagina

Synonym - cream pie

Bill: "Joey what did you do last night?"

Joey: "I hope Jennifer is not pregnant after we had sex last night."

Bill: "Why, did you blow indoors or something"?

by rouchos January 27, 2011

Blow a hootie

Get (getting) pissed off, or about to get pissed off

"I'm about to blow a hootie!" or "Don't blow a hootie!"

by Ned Rutledge August 27, 2013