Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022

Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.

I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.

by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024

Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.

"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2

by LazZzZz July 13, 2021

Flat gap

The space between a flat chested females breast. Noticeable in swimwear or deep V cut shirts

Carrie had major flat gap in that dress, she looked like a 12 year old boy

by Smolien October 1, 2016

Flat ass

Something I kinda want because it's weird with guys starting at my butt

Don't hit on her she's got a flat ass 💀

by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022

Flat-earther

Flat-earthers are people who believe the earth isn't a geoid and believe it's flat because of some bs they watch on youtube

Flat-earther: Can't you see that If I kick a ball water doesn't stay on it
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.

by SkS_defines July 22, 2023

Flat Lay

A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.

Also another name for the Missionary Position.

Dude, flat lays are boring!

by Kei1309 July 15, 2019