Something the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry wants people to fear, like the coronavirus, the crime rate, and the boogeyman.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry tells people that if they don't fix the aging infrastructure now, put on a mask/get a vaccine, install a security camera, or ward off evil spirits they will have a tub filled with raw sewage, a respiratory system filled with the coronavirus, a visit from a violent criminal, or a visit from the boogeyman. Nobody lives forever, so why would anybody take the news without a grain of salt, even if some of those things really can and do happen?
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.
South Florida resident on news- Raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
by osama ben ladder September 29, 2021
"We were going to use protection last night, but apparently the condom was too small, so I just went medium-raw instead."
by SkylaZT September 07, 2018
person 1: me and that chick over there did it last night!
person 2: were you safe?
person 1: naw i had to go raw noodle.
person 2: good luck with that.
person 2: were you safe?
person 1: naw i had to go raw noodle.
person 2: good luck with that.
by devils playground May 24, 2010
"that's so raw sushi"
by Jessica Alexandra Mendez February 12, 2009
by mixmyster24 July 25, 2022