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Yak-tears

Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.
Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?
by 7leafclover January 23, 2017
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Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016
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tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
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Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
by Titty Boner June 1, 2019
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Wtt/wtt/privilege tears

When a non poc uses their tears to convey fake emotions to terminate a life of a poc.

These days are used to jail pocs, bully or discriminate against pocs.

Only applies to those who use it.

Pocs can't use this because they don't have privileges of power.

Power of right to live in the olden days.

When a non poc was angry and felt their power undermined they used this technique to sentence pocs (blacks) to death. Reaping life.

After crying falsely turns around and smirks at poc for the known truth of their death.

Nowadays it's to incriminate pocs or to bully or intimate them.
Wtt: used to cry on emitt till and feel no shame in doing so. Emitt till dies of falsely being accused as he is a poc.

Luc: waaa waaa waaa she did this to me.
*cries in privilege*

Z: what?!?!?!

Luc: she did that 'stops crying' smirking.

Luc: knows wtt is her getaway of privilege. Knows that nothing can stop her from lying.

wtt: non poc tuna tears. Lies in tears, turns it off and smirks.

Wtt/wtt/privilege tears: non poc privilege tuna tears.
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balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.
1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
by Useless Man June 14, 2023
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teare

Tears is a last name which is funny Teares they are back stabbing bitches they lie and never trust them they are super fake and they are holes. They make up lies and blame others. When they hurt you they say sorry and they become “friends” with you but they just lie . DON’T EVER TRUST A GIRL THAT HAS THE NAME TEARE. (This is all true!!!!)
People with the last name teare are bitches
by Jakejjsjsja1727 March 7, 2018
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