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Table Spam

All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .
"Move this damn table spam, I need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings."
by SaladFork May 13, 2013
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tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.
Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.
by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014
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tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.
In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.
by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015
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tabletop booty

A tabletop booty refers to someone (preferably a girl) with a butt so big that you could "eat off of it" like a table.
Ex: Male: Oooh, she so fine! Look at that tabletop booty! I love it !

Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!
by fandomlover October 15, 2015
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Tabletop booty

A butt that is so big and fine that you could metaphorically "eat off of it" like a table.
Man- wow, look at the tabletop booty she got.
Woman- you know I got that fine tabletop booty girl
by fandomlover October 19, 2015
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Table Lice

The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.
John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
by The_Dabbler April 22, 2016
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Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!
by D8431 August 23, 2016
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