scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy October 12, 2015

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 01, 2022

Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy

Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!

by Pneumothorax man May 18, 2020

ham gravy

Doing something unnecessary simply because it can be done.. Like making gravy from ham.

Dragon you should have only bought one hooker, not ten. The extra 9 were a bit ham gravy.

by Dinnerjacket September 03, 2018

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 08, 2022

Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham

Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..

by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 09, 2022