Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008

Pulling ham

1) Getting hurt and making it last longer because you are lazy.
2) Missing a bunch of sports games because you are injured.
3) short for pulling a Hamaad

Person a: Yo I heard that Ben was going to be out for a few games of the soccer season. I think that he sprained his ankle.
Person b: Naw, he’s just pulling ham. He’ll be fine.

by Ipman34 February 23, 2020

Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy

Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!

by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020

Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010

ham on buns

A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.

I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!

by j-dang April 24, 2015

shake that ham

V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line

Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?

by Colonel Muffdog February 12, 2015

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016