Creepy Dad

A Man who has an overwhelmingly creepy presence... Most likely a bald man who follows there young daughters around

Sandy: Catherine is youir dad following us
Catherine: Yes....

Sandy: Your dad is a creepy dad.

by silyrabbit09 November 4, 2009

Gay Dad

Your dads booty getting sucked by your friend

Jeffery Williamson III-Hey joey is it ok if I suck your gay dads booty?

Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s

by fwplask July 5, 2019

Joel's Dad

Non existent

"Hey Joel is your dad home" ,Some random nibba
"He left before I was born" ,said Jole

Joel's dad

by Nibaslayer123 May 12, 2019

Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+

Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades

by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019

beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

Mah Dad

A man who is very proud of his underachieving, pompous, and arrogant son. He looks to mold his son into what he could never be. Often severely out of shape, controlling, and hungry.

*This reference is mainly accompanied by several bouts of self appreciation and flexing of muscles.

Mah Son: "Dude guys Mah Dad says I'm the best! I was doin' all these hot ass chicks and he was like yeah you go Mah Son! They wanted to feel my six pack. I think they underestimated me."
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Bro: "Woah, what's that? (Floor is rumbling) An earthquake? Oh wait never mind that's just Mah Dad...."
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Mah Dad: "Yeah Mah Son! They shouldn't have messed with the most athletic in the group!"

by KyleKO June 27, 2011

Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after

Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022