Steven

The weird stinky kid in the back of your ela class

Student 1: bro he reeks
Student 2: yeah it's Steven
Steven: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

by Carley.Aleese July 19, 2020

steven moment

a completely random event that varies from a massive win to an absolute fail

‘did you hear about steven crashing on his skateboard?”
‘what a steven moment’

OR

‘did you hear about steven winning a gaming PC?’
‘what a steven moment’

by Hymmerinc January 24, 2021

Steven Geoghegan

Having a Steven Geoghegean is pretty much the same as giving Anal sex to a man, but the Steven Geoghegean involves drinking Semen, Rimming, Semen in eyes/nose/ears whilst inserting fruit into your anus. Along side fruit, many other objects can be inserted into the anus, these include; Golf clubs, Pineapples, Flasks and Huel. Those of you that experience a Steven Geoghegean will most certianly not regret it!

Hello Matthew Fidler, My name is Simon Lee, Would You Like To Steven Geoghegan With Me?

by Sandlewood Nutmeg November 23, 2021

steven universe

Garbage.

bob took out the steven universe, and put it in the trash can.

by Addubbers August 13, 2022

Steven Goncalves

Loves money like a goblin, was raised by a jewish family. Has several outstanding arrest warrants and really wants to eat babies.

Steven Goncalves like to eat little dogs.

by William Lakin December 13, 2022

Stevenage

Ohio of the UK. People of Stevenage tend to be very primitive or quite stupid. They also specialise in radioactive waste

"Has he lost his mind or, is he just from Stevenage?"

by Johnsheep2nd May 27, 2023

a steven hawkins

when some one gives you and answer that's neither true nor a lie.but entirely made up.

steve says " what colour is the sky?"

dans reply " its a relative concept, when you think about it"

steve " what the f are you going on about thats clearly a steven hawkins "

by borris planet September 5, 2013