Stamp of Approval

The act of licking your own hand before slapping some big juicy ass

When she walked passed me in yoga pants I just couldn't resist giving her the stamp of approval

by percsimmons March 29, 2022

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Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021

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Water stamp

Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking

Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time

by Extyix :) October 26, 2021

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pittsburgh mushroom stamp

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face

Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar

by Jim I am September 14, 2021

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to press your asscheeks on someone's face and leaving the essence of ass on their face so everyone else knows they were eating ass

Guy 1: Ayo, why is bro over there smilin like that?
Guy 2: Bruh it smells like ass n pussy all over this room, mans j got stamped.

Guy 1: Damn I'm tryna get stamp someone rn.
Guy 2: Let's go big boy

by shoddyyy September 17, 2021

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