Ocean Springs, MS

A small coastal town on the Gulf Coast in Mississippi where the sweetest person was born.

Crystal was born in Ocean Springs, MS?! Wow, she's the sweetest person!

by moonnroses March 2, 2009

Blue Springs

The lamest town in Missouri, most def. Home of american idol finalist david cook. This town is full of snobs and homophobic assholes.

I live in Blue Springs.

by Bryar. May 12, 2008

Springside

A school where rich ass bitchs go and have there daddys pay for everything they ever wanted and is filled with no good shallow girls that are pretty much all sluts.

The new girls at Springside relized that the new edition of the razr was coming out, so they threw away there brand new ones and bought the new edition right away with there pocket change.

by Fransico June 5, 2007

Spring-Smith

Spring-Smithing was originally a branch of the Blacksmith's Trade-Skills.
A Spring-Smith is the Person who Puts The Force of Resilience into the Pre-Formed-Spring-Shape :
By Heating It; and Cooling It Very Slowly:
In a very-care-fully-controlled-manner.
The Traditional Method was to heat the forged mild steel up to a pale-cherry-red colour; and Immersing it in almost-boiling oil;which was then Very Slowly Cooled in a pit; in a packed-straw or hay-insulated box; which was then covered in HOT SAND to retain the heat.
A fire would then be lit on top of the sand, to keep it hot for a week, or as long as required.

WARNING !!! Especially At The Moment Of Immersion :
THIS TRADITIONAL METHOD INCLUDES A HIGH FIRE RISK.

It Should Only Ever Be Attempted Out-Doors, By Professionals, who have Good Fire-Fighting equipment nearby, and the skills to use it Safely.

" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith; and have them re-boinged! "

by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007

Spring thaw

When you put ice cubes inside your partners orafice (anus or vagina) and pee inside of it to thaw the ice.

Dude I totally spring thawed that guy I met on Grindr last night.

by Reincarnatedsloth July 23, 2017

Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.

While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!

by Panty Thief November 3, 2008

cold spring harbor

A hamlet within Huntington Township on Long Island. It is known for a wealthy and snobby populace, few of whom are smart enough to tie their own $120 sneakers. Good people in this part of town are scarce, as the majority of them have money on account of inheritance or sheer ruthlessness. The offspring of these individuals, therefore, usually turn out very spoiled, selfish, and incompetant. Everyone's kids go off to good colleges because their parents have lots of money and connections. Cold Spring Harbor High School takes pride in its accademic reputation, though very little actually learning occurs within the classrooms. During the 1800s, Cold Spring Harbor was a prosperous whaling and trading port. These days, its commerce consists largely of small shops geared towards upperclass middle aged people. The rates of violent crime are low, but the area has a severe drug problem, with increasing numbers of teenage drug addicts.

Cold Spring Harbor isn't as grand as it sounds.

by Joey Pitchfork July 25, 2006