Oompa Loompa Shorts 

Shorts that are so long on you that they make you look like an Oompa Loompa.

Those Oompa Loompa shorts are looking good.

Oompa Loompa Shorts by highway240 January 30, 2019

in my shorts 

Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.

in my shorts by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019

sportsworld 

A sportshop (Colliers Wood, Kingston) owned by a whole bunch of frauds that sell chavwear to, naturally chavs. The staff are always underpaid and the well paid ones are the chavs who have no life and only aim is to run a cheap shitty sportshop, hence why the prices of chavwear is so cheap.

"I iz goin to sportsworld to buy my shit"

sportsworld by MickeyD October 15, 2006

Sportshole 

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.

"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

Sportshole by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

snortskies

cocaine or any snortable drug

Lets go pick up some snortskies for the party.

"Dude did you see Dylan leave the party in an ambulance?" Yea man, too much snortskies.

snortskies by OGKUSHKILLA September 25, 2013

Sporsho 

A cool ass Jakie chan that has no faith in himself but to others

We're such a Sporsho

Sporsho by Went to ths horse s**t school April 13, 2019

Kabuki shorts 

A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.

-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images

Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."

Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"

Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."

Kabuki shorts by RealSh*t December 25, 2013