Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper

The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.

Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!

I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!

by Weirdo_Biker May 22, 2023

Cock Slapped

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry

Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!

by Kaaos January 11, 2005

fish-slapper

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.

After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.

by LarryLaffer May 4, 2011

Kentucky Clam Slapper

The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"

Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"

by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

Ball slapper

A description for someone who is extremly annoying.

"You know what, your a real Ball Slapper."

by All that rock March 31, 2009

slappy

A Cool Mother Fukka.

Yo slappy, all dem bitches be all up on your nutz.

by Slappy October 15, 2003

SLAPASS

Sex / Location / Age / Picture / Sexuality / Starsign

Used on many IRC servers, including Awfulnet.

!info user
SLAPASS: male / usa / 21 / imgur,com/123 / straight / leo

by ElectricDuck March 5, 2013